SUCK ON THIS BANANA

Don't worry, I haven't been that productive since my last post, so this one isn't MESSY. AS. FUCK.

Still, I did some stuff. 

Here, don't look at it.

 HAAAAAA. I literally just finished this just this second (last second before I typed that, several seconds more since I typed that and-you get it, right, buddy?) I felt I probably should try to colour properly so I'm really...really trying. I don't know if you understand how incredible it is that this isn't outlined in thick black lines, that's a big deal for me. WELL DONE ME.

I call this guy Buttman, I wanted to draw Batman, but only for his superior posterior. I actually enhanced real (real.) Batman's bumcheeks for this. Also some goofy expressions because 'cool,' superheroes are so lame.

SOME STUFF FOR A COMIC IDEA THAT HAS CONSUMED ME FOR ABOUT 2 YEARS NOW. 

You'll only see progress maybe a decade from now. Just kidding, I'll take it to the grave, screw you guys.

LOLANS DRAWLINS FIR THI FRIDGE

It's not often that Blogger outshines Tumblr, but the latter had serious issues with uploading this .gif of mine so I decided to put her to bed early and crawl back to old faithful.

I have been neglecting you again you old hag, but, with the children gone off to live their lives, I can barely stand the sight of you-

Here's some stuff to distract yourself with. Later we can just go to opposite ends of the house and wait until one of us dies.

Sweet release.

 A trio of character development sketches.

Still image of the above .gif (i know there's a subtle difference between the 2)

I flirted with the idea of re-designing the Brain Damage characters, Nova was the only one treated to an overhaul.

Animated Salvador (Borderlands 2) throwing a grenade to fool people into liking it. And I like drawing Salvador.

Once again, please enjoy this lacklustre display of images. A great lack of effort went into arranging it as so.

UNTIL NEXT TIME, YOU OLD BAG. 

THINGS

(approximately 0 attempt was made to tidy this up. suck it)

STUFF

I didn't die or mysteriously disappear, I just stopped updating this thing. Be prepared, this is going to be a fat post.

It was whilst trying to arrange these fucking things that I remembered why i stopped updating here. 

Hey, hey. hey buddy...this is just my 'originals,' post. F'ART (fan art) to follow.

BRAIN NUMBSKULL

So there's a digital strip called the Numbskulls about a little boy with weird characters inside his head who control him and his actions. Kids will obviously love it, and we got asked to do our own Numbskulls.

Initially I thought of a demented Hannibal Lector type living in my head as the leader of my Numbskulls, but was reminded this was for kids. Still I wanted a villain type...and that's when I remembered Mojo Jojo.

SO this guy happened. My numbskulls consist of an orchestra of monkeys and this guy is the conductor. Obviously nothing ever really gets done and we get distracted by shiny things and argue amidst ourselves a lot of the time.

I think he's still a bit too scary for chilluns.

BRAWLER BITCH

I don't know...this happened.

SOME GUY