KNIGHT DESIGN

This is a knight character design sample for...the purposes of filling a request for a sample design of a musketeer/knight.

Admittedly, I got kind of stuck on those shoulder pads, to the point where I want to now put them on everything. Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn those are some fine shoulder pads. 

HILL-BILLY BITCH

I haven't forgotten about my series of mad fucks.

This one's GON' CUT' CHU'.

A DISTINCT LACK OF WOMENZ

I don't really do backgrounds, as is painfully obvious from this laughable attempt. But this was in my head with some other disorganised miscellany and I wanted to try some speed drawing, this didn't take me long, especially since I already had the image in my head. It's shit but, pssssssssh, what do you want from me for ten minutes?

I spent maybe another ten minutes fiddling with settings/watching It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia in my adjacent window. That's how you DO productivity, or at least, that's how you fake it.

DOUBLE ENTENDRE

In the sense that this was drawn for CLAIRE WITH THE HAIR who wouldn't STOP CRYING about how I said I'd draw her something. Wellllll, I drew something that magically fits with my 'mad bitch,' brief too.

Minimal design on the clothing. Have you ever drawn something so amazingly anatomically skewed that putting clothes over the top would just be criminal? Me either. This is nudity for no other reason than because I could.

It's wasted on me anyway, I can't un-see the super nipples + bellybutton surprised face. I imagine it's saying..."Oooooooooh, raaaather." Which is what it's saying to itself.

TRI-BETCH

A search for a haircut, and a rare display of lower-legs. But just the once...because I don't want to spoil anyone.

RUFIO LOOKIN' BITCH

I named her that without even double checking if that's what that leader kid of the Lost Boys in Hook was actually called. I trust my creepy elephant-like memory to keep me right. ANYWAY, she carries shades of him and Batty from Fern Gully (especially in the portrait) while simultaneously carrying a fuckin' massive gun. Because. These are mad bitches.

And mad bitches love guns.

SRSLY MAD BITCH

Just going to leave this angry looking bastard here.