That's right, I made a blog. I can almost feel the excitement in the air, s'if it t'were tangible! You could say I followed the leader, or joined the herd, but I prefer thinking of this as being a healthy outlet. SAY WHAT? Well. Either I do this, or I keep shtoom until I can keep shtoom no longer and whip out a kitchen knife in a decidedly inconvenient place and at an inappropriate time. At the very least, you can outright ignore a blog...little difficult to ignore a knife wielding maniac. I imagine.
Anyway. I bet you're dying to know what I have to offer, what I've been up to and what I'm doing with my time. Well, firstly, let's just point out the pink elephant in the room. I'm going to write in a sarcastic manner, yes, even on the internet. Why? Because I foolishly believe that you'll still catch my drift. Mmmhmmm.
Secondly. Imma class this as my introductory post, and no, it doesn't have any goodies for you to look at or critique or scoff at.
Thirdly. I'm probably going to neglect this here blog as often as I neglect everything else 'Lauren Knight,' on the internet.
Finally, isn't blogging fun?