BORDERLANDS

FUCKIN BANG.

Is just the best ever, even though I did all that work to find a monster vagina living in the Vault   (ermergerdSPOILERS?) but when you thought about it, it made sense that there would be a vagina living behind a door with an upside down V on it. Perfect sense, actually. Bioware gives us a horrible little star child plot device at the end, and Gearbox gives us a vagina (with tentacles) that takes six years for you to kill and actually doesn't drop any reallyreallyreally good loot.

I know what I preferred, because I'm replaying Borderlands for the 5th time (all five times spent as Lilith because she's just too good) there's not much to the story, but who cares when it's so much fun?

This was supposed to make waiting for Borderlands 2 (21st of Septembah BITCH) an easier wait to handle, but it didn't really work. I can just go to sleep for the rest of the time though.

LILITH HAS A POWER WHERE SHE GETS FIRE WINGS AFTER SHE KILLS ONE FUCK AND CAN JUST RUN AROUND THE BATTLEFIELD SETTING EVERYONE ELSE ON FIRE AND TAKING BITCHES DOWN BY THE DOZEN.

That explains the fire wings...and the conclusion is, Lilith is a babe. As they say on Jackie Brown, when you absolutely positively have to kill every motherfucker in the room. Accept no substitute.

Lilith is interchangable with AK-47 in this instance, but you get the gist.